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Anna Benson is (Trashy) Hot, A (Publicity) Whore, Loves Poker

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Chops here.

Anna Benson, who is famous for...being Anna Benson...has just attached her sterling, unblemished name and reputation that is beyond reproach to an online poker site that is aptly called golddigger.com

For those who don't know Anna, she's married to Baltimore Orioles pitcher Kris Benson.  Kris, a former #1 draft pick of the Pittsburgh Pirates, once led Sprayberry High School (which is just a few miles away from my old stomping ground, Lassiter) to a state championship in baseball. 

Now, Kris is best known for being married to Anna.  And getting knocked out of games after 4 1/2 innings after surrending six runs.

Matsui_1And if hitters aren't knocking Kris around these days, his wife doesn't mind taking some shots.  For example, when Kris was with the New York Mets, Anna once proclaimed that she'd sleep with the entire team, including the bat boys, if Kris had an affair on her.  After that statement, Kazuo Matsui (at left) began sending hookers to Kris's hotel rooms on an almost hourly basis*.

Now don't get me wrong, Wicked Chops Poker loves Anna Benson.  Clearly, she's got a better head on her shoulders than poker-haters like Gisele and Demi.  And she's got a body that rivals fellow poker-lover Kelly Monaco

And when the inevitable divorce between her and Kris happens, she'll be one of the few "baseball wives" that will have some career to fall back on.

As for her wicked poker chops, we don't know yet.  Surely we'll find out more at this year's WSOP.  But she clearly is not intimidated by men, so she's got that going for her.  And "going over the top" obviously isn't an issue either. 

So Anna, keep doing what you're doing.  Baseball, poker, and guys like Kazuo Matsui need people like you. 

And for our readers who need more of Anna, there's some pics of her, taken from her gallery at AnnaBenson.net, at the jump.

*We have absolutely no proof to verify this statement.

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edkus

Anna Benson is a conservative: Anna Benson's husband, pitcher Kris Benson, has been a Bad pitcher throught his career. He's been in the majors for 6 years, in 2 of which he has had a record over .500. His overall record is 57 wins, 61 losses. :-)

edkus

Anna Benson is a conservative: Anna Benson's husband, pitcher Kris Benson, has been a Bad pitcher throught his career. He's been in the majors for 6 years, in 2 of which he has had a record over .500. His overall record is 57 wins, 61 losses. :-)

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