Keeley Hazell Because Why Not
How there was not a photo spread in Zoo Weekly with OWCPG of 2006 Keeley Hazell donning some Christmas-themed "outfit," such as nothing but a Santa hat or reindeer antlers, beats us. You'd think if they thought of Keeley as Britney Spears, et al, they'd think of Keeley as Mrs. Claus tossing the hay and putting the reins on Donner and Blixen in a stable while wearing chaps, or something like that.
But like it was Christmas, yet in no way Christmas-themed, Zoo did come through and post a new photoshoot of Keeley that you can view here as well as a video you can view after the jump. All ridiculously NSFW, of course.