Tony G New Robin Hood of Poker, Makes Life Better For Future Hot Orphans

Listen, just because we disavowed the concept of "charity" years ago/never avowed it in the first place, that doesn't mean that "charity" and its less attractive sister, "philanthropy," aren't good things for the world. Especially when charities involve helping Russian orphanages.

Everyone knows Russia is home to some of the world's hottest models and mail-order brides. So anything we can do to provide a better life for these future hotties is of critical importance, right up there with fighting global warming and eradicating starvation.

Enter emerging health nut Tony G.

Taking a (much sexier) page from the Barry Greenstein philanthropy book, G has decided to donate all of his winnings from the first ever Moscow Millions poker tournament to Russian orphanages picked by poker professionals. In our opinion, this puts G past Keeley Hazell on any potential Nobel Prize awards list, because what G is doing could help produce many, many Keeley Hazells. Bravo.

In related news, Tony G won the first Moscow Millions poker tournament. Read more here. In further related news, more pictures of Russian model Adriana Sklenarikova (i.e. Exhibit A on why we need to donate to Russian orphanages) here.