PSA: Stripper Pole Move of the Week
Consider this our semi-regular public service announcement:
The last major tournament of the year kicks off tomorrow with the WPT Bellagio Five Diamond Classic. If you're playing in it and are bringing your girlfriend/wife and want to find her better off and more educated when you pick her up than when you left her, then just down the Strip in Las Vegas from the Bellagio she can take these stripper pole dancing lessons.
Consider it the one Christmas gift you can give her that will just keep on giving.