Andrew, you're not the father

BREAKING: Andrew Still Not The Father

Just doesn't get old...

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Best Suckout of The Year

There's been lots of bad beats this year, so let's focus on the positive for a minute.

Here's a video we haven't embedded or linked to yet. And since we haven't, let's break it down in simple terms.

Andrew was brought on the Maurey Povich Show for a paternity test. In the back of his mind, he's probably like, "You know, this kid could very easily be mine. It's a cute kid. But man I just slept with that girl cause I wanted to bust one out. She a freak. If I gotta take care of this kid now cause I kicked it with this girl one time, then I can't hang with my boys like I want to, watch game and stuff. Gotta cancel Checkers night at Ray Rays. Man I love playing Checkers at Ray Rays. Aeight. Let's hear it. Let's hear the results. Is it mine? What was that? I'm not the father! Hell yeah! Yeah! Man that's a relief. Whew. I think I'm going to dance now..."

Andrew is running good.

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