When we saw Sarah Larson last week hosting a night at TAO in Las Vegas dressed conservatively, sitting with her legs crossed, acting all proper and stuff and talking about dumb things like charity we were going to go off on her ex boyfriend and occasional poker-er George Clooney for ruining our favorite former Las Vegas promotional model/party girl.
But we decided to let it go. Let cooler heads prevail. Turn the other cheek. Let bygones be bygones and other sayings that may or may not suggest we were going to let it go. That was until we saw George this past weekend hopping on Cindy Crawford's yacht off the coast of France with that silly cocky grin of his. Damn the dude is smug. And so handsome.
So screw you George Clooney. You know, Sarah used to be a really sweet, self-assured, and confident girl before you came along, and by sweet, self-assured, and confident we mean she liked to go out and party and simulate sex acts in public with random dudes, hot girls and pretty much anything she can get her hands and tongue on. But now, since dating you, the girl's all "sophisticated" and "demure." We're not sure we even know what those things mean. But we know they suck.
After the jump some reminders of when Sarah Larson was a really sweet, self-assured and confident Las Vegas promotional model/party girl. Let's all hope she finds her way again.