Calvin Ayre For Vice President?

Bodog CEO/Hef-in-training Calvin Ayre may not have the same prez-quality credentials as say a Phil Gordon, but does a VP candidate really need them? All he has to do if elected is hide until something bad happens to the head honcho, the odds of which are a little more than 5/1, historically speaking. Plus, to his credit Ayre is the president of a major, international online gaming company, he knows how to deliver a "State of the Nation" address, he knows how to plan large scale invasions with an army of extremely well-equipped girls, he knows what we need to do to beat the terrorists, and he has good relations with Canada, Costa Rica and the Kahnawake Tribe. That's got to count for something, right? And yes, he knows that baseball is America's grandest tradition, as evidenced by his Miss October spread over at Bodog Nation, which of course is the whole point of this post. Get to it.