End-of-Week Poker Metaphor Stock Report
Shares of BLUFF fell sharply to $12 during late trading yesterday on the Poker Metaphor Headline Exchange after representatives warned that its quarterly "use" figures will fall far short of projections. Meanwhile investors in FOLD look to cash in on its latest surge to $34 a share, as the metaphor continues its market share dominance over BUST. And even amid speculation that blue chip metaphor ALL-IN was losing steam due to lackluster performance, mainly in foreign markets, investors should still expect solid positive gains over the long haul.
In IPO news, rumors that POT-COMMITTED may finally go public are circulating, especially in Washington where analysts predict a headline along the lines of "Is Bush Pot-Committed in Iraq?" sometime near the end of the 4th quarter.
Just the tip of the iceberg of recent poker metaphor headlines after the jump . . .
- Jeff Gordon, Chris Moneymaker and Harrah's World Series of Poker Go All-In For A Worthy Cause
- New poker venture is flushed with success
- Students all in for poker
- Hold or fold 'em? Iowans not sure
- Last Call Poker: A Full House?
- Texas fold 'em: United Way cancels Sunday poker fundraiser
- The Investment Column: Sportingbet counting its winnings from online poker
- Nation goes ‘all in’ on poker trend
- Fold this one now
- Is poker good TV? You bet
- Gaming shares dip as investors fold on poker
- PartyGaming deals a bad hand to poker rival Empire Online
- Online poker proves to be a real gamble
- Empire shares fall as investors fold on internet poker
- Bluff calls its own bluff, gives up its poker face
Nothing worth reading? Then go play the game that is all the rage, and more difficult than a game of blitz chess against a homeless hustler in Washington Sq. park: Find The Bad Photo of Estella Warren
I thought that was some kind of sick joke. I went to find the bad picture, and they were ALL awful. I was horrified! But, then I realized I had mistakenly google'd "Gene Simmons". Oops.
Posted by: Aye Aye | October 14, 2005 at 01:42 PM
that needs to be a weekly feature.
Posted by: the dude | October 14, 2005 at 11:40 AM