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End-of-Week Poker Metaphor Stock Report

ArrowShares of BLUFF fell sharply to $12 during late trading yesterday on the Poker Metaphor Headline Exchange after representatives warned that its quarterly "use" figures will fall far short of projections. Meanwhile investors in FOLD look to cash in on its latest surge to $34 a share, as the metaphor continues its market share dominance over BUST. And even amid speculation that blue chip metaphor ALL-IN was losing steam due to lackluster performance, mainly in foreign markets, investors should still expect solid positive gains over the long haul.

In IPO news, rumors that POT-COMMITTED may finally go public are circulating, especially in Washington where analysts predict a headline along the lines of "Is Bush Pot-Committed in Iraq?" sometime near the end of the 4th quarter.

Just the tip of the iceberg of recent poker metaphor headlines after the jump . . .

Nothing worth reading? Then go play the game that is all the rage, and more difficult than a game of blitz chess against a homeless hustler in Washington Sq. park: Find The Bad Photo of Estella Warren

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Aye Aye

I thought that was some kind of sick joke. I went to find the bad picture, and they were ALL awful. I was horrified! But, then I realized I had mistakenly google'd "Gene Simmons". Oops.

the dude

that needs to be a weekly feature.

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