Chops Turns to Spite In Midst of Bad Run
Chops here.
In the midst of a losing streak that could best be described as “epic,” my only real diversion right now is lashing out at others who are currently more successful in the poker arena than I.
I love spite.
Enter Sammy “Killer” Reid.
See, starting last summer and ending in early December, I went on a tear that could best be described as “epic.” I was doing very well.
But the well has run dry. Barren.
My good friend Sammy though, he’s winning/final table’ing MTTs like he’s 
Maria Sharapova (as in, she’s good at tennis, wins a lot or something, and she’s hot, as demonstrated in the latest SI Swimsuit Issue, so we’ll post some pics of her here, which will cancel out the effects that will be rendered upon you at the jump, you’ll see what I mean).
So at the jump, I have assembled an assembly of digitally altered Sammy pictures, purely out of spite. Well, the mustache is digitally altered, but for the most part everything about the photos are real. Seriously. Enjoy. And for Sammy’s sake, let’s hope my luck (or skill) turns around sooner rather than later...
what about the one of the dog licking peanut butter...
oh, wait. that one's real.
Posted by: | February 17, 2006 at 08:40 AM
chops... you may just want to email Blackspy a jpg of Sammy's head so he can place it where he wants on hiw own time.
Posted by: the addict | February 16, 2006 at 06:10 PM
How 'bout the one of Sammy when he was acting as Pam Anderson's stunt double? Or the one of Sammy winning Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show?
Posted by: BlackSpy | February 16, 2006 at 05:19 PM
chops...no pics of sammy as a SI swimsuit model.
it would be like seeing a pic of Ryan Seacrest next to a hot Playboy chick.
it just doesn't fit
and it messes with your mind.
Posted by: snake | February 16, 2006 at 02:42 PM
Hey Chops, I think you forgot to post the one of Sammy posing in the SI swimsuit edition.
Posted by: BlackSpy | February 16, 2006 at 02:13 PM