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Create-A-Headline: Mock Headlines for LAPC Winner

Ag1Sports headlines are horribly predictable and unimaginative.

And poker is not immune from this unimaginativepredictableness.

For every, "Tiger Lurking" (golf), "Yao-za!" (basketball if Yao Ming goes for 30 and 15), or "Bonds Away!" (if Barry launches three moon shots into McCovey Cove), there's the a "Back-to-Back Flack" poker equivalent.

So with that in mind, in what may or may not become a regular feature on Wicked Chops Poker, let's prep some potential headlines for the eventual WPT LAPC winner.  And if you have any suggestions, please, comment them below.  We will use the best submitted headline for the eventual winner.  Yes, you heard right.  And if you have a site, we will link to you as well, gaining you valuable access to our passive-aggressive reader base.  If you don't have a site, we'll just post your name or something.  And Sammy, if it's you, Chops will superimpose his head on something embarrassing and publish it in your honor.  To get your creative juices stirring, here's some potential horrible and deplorable starters from WCP:

Per Our Conversation: Ummer Wins LAPC
David Chiu Chews Up the Competition, Wins LAPC
The Hit is On: Galajian Takes WPT Title

Get the gist?  Have at it...

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Ok, these are gonna suck really bad...

"Yippie Kie-A Mother Fucker" - McClain wins the LAPC

Woo Lets the Dogs Out. Leads the Pack to Victory

Goehring, Goehring, Gone! Alan Goehring claims LAPC victory

...and finally...

Simmons Semens All Over Competition. Comes Out Ahead.


You 'Tran' Do It Man

'Woo' Can Do It Man

'Chiu' Can Do It Man (asian names are fun)

Nothing Better than a 'Ummer' at the LAPC

McClain the Big Mac at the Classic

Don't Sweat it Richard, KISS it goodbye Gene, Steven is the New Simmons in Town (i love how awfully bad this one is)

Goeh'Ring Around the Roses, A Pocket Full of . . . Cash

Daniel Doesn't Quach Under Pressure, Takes the LA Poker Classic (hey thats better than 'If he Walks Like a Duck and Quachs like A duck, he aint no Duck he's Daniel the LA poker Classic Champ)


Bummer! LAPC Won By Per Ummer


Snake Strikes Again As He Rattles His Opponents and Slithers Through the Field

oh yeh, i'm not there.


Some Quach Wins the LAPC Title

This Oldie Isn't Sweating: Simmons Captures LAPC

Goehring, Goehring, Gone! Alan Snags LAPC Title

LAPC Track: All Aboard the JC Tran

It's Okay to Spell Kevan with an "a" When You Win the LAPC

Michael Woo's the Competition Over to an LAPC Title

McClain McBurgles the Competition to McWin the LAPC

LAPC Kitty Goes to Per"ring" Ummer

Anahit Punches His Way to the Top of the LAPC Standings

Ah Chiu: God Bless the Latest LAPC Winner

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