Cindy Margolis of CindyMargolisPoker.com to Pose Nude For Playboy

CindyMargolisPoker.com's Cindy Margolis, the 40-year-old "Mother I'd Like to . . . Understand How She's the Most Downloaded Woman on the Internet Because Big Breasted Blondes In Hiked-Up Bikinis are a Dime a Dozen and She Surely Isn't The Cream of the Crop" (or "MILTUWSTMDWOTIBBBHUBDADSSICOC" for short, give or take a few letters), has announced that she will bare all for Playboy.

Commenting on why she waited all these years before deciding to get naked for Hef, Margolis said something stupid.

Oh sorry, did you want to read what she said? Ok, she said, "Thank goodness for 'Desperate Housewives.' You're not dead just because you are married and have children."

See. Stupid.

Margolis then went on to say something even more stupid, or as stupid people say, stupider, "It will be fun to go up against the 20-year-olds and show them that they don't have anything on me."

Uh, Margolis, meet 25-year-old Joanna Krupa, the Official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of 2006 (and every year after until God outdoes Himself again), after the jump.

Stop wasting your time here and go to Joanna's site

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[panduu]

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[colbert]

hot. cant wait to see Cindy in the nude....40 year old tits

[Ontario Emperor]

Cindy is the prime example of blatant self-promotion. She makes Rush Limbaugh seem shy.

And frankly, I don't see the attraction. Not because of her age, but just because of the plasticness of it all. My Cindy Margolisless blog is more likely to talk about Hayley McQueen, although I don't know that McQueen plays any appreciable amount of poker.

[Drizztdj]

Maybe Cindy's poker isn't doing as well as she thought it would?

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[Kid Dynamite]

i thought Cindy WAS in playboy - if not, why the fuck is she famous? Joanna has her drawing dead...