The TOKE: Joanna Krupa Loves Poker, It's 'Welcome Back Poker' in the Big Easy, + Phil Ivey Will Have to Wait A Year to Win $60M

:: According to Webster's Dictionary, the definition of the word "perfect" is "Joanna Krupa."  Just last week, we named Joanna Krupa as the Official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of 2006.  After seeing this, in an obvious effort to lure our readers to their site, Titan Poker immediately went out and signed Joanna Krupa to be their spokesmodel*.  Krupa has been tagged, "The World's Hottest Swimsuit Model," although we can't seem to find any evidence as to why she'd be given such a title.  According to Titan Poker, she's quite the card shark too.  Dreeaaam weaver... Titan Poker

:: Big Stacks Back to Big Easy.  The final WSOPC event will take place at Harrah's in New Orleans this coming week.  While we're sure there is some significance in this and real human interest stories in wake of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, we still can't get over the fact that 2006 Wicked Chops Poker Girl of the Year Joanna Krupa loves poker.  Card Player

:: No $60 Million Dollar Baby this year.  According to Poker News, MansionPoker.net's $10 million dollar, six-person, winner-take-all tournament that Phil Ivey was confirmed to enter and that was originally scheduled for July 12th of this year has been postponed until next year and in related news 2006 Wicked Chops Poker Girl of the Year Joanna Krupa loves poker. Poker News

*Unsubstantiated