Another New Stupid Poker Criminal Hall of Hame Inductee: Cook Ham (Yep, Real Name)
The Stupid Poker Criminals Hall of Fame is proud to welcome its newest member: Cook Sepeten Ham.
Cook was cooked after being caught and booked for stealing a poker player's wallet containing $235.
For his crime, Cook plea bargained his one-year sentence down to 68 days of time already served. According to the Saipan Tribune, he also has to pay "a $250 fine, $125 in probation and assessment fees, and $235 in restitution for the victim."
While his crime against (in this case, video) poker is nowhere near the magnitude of some other hall members, Cook's place is well secure, if only because he's given even more fodder for the poker-haters at Northern Marianas College.
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