Yet Another Stupid Poker Criminal Hall of Fame Inductee? Jonathan Johnson May or May Not Be...

Jonathan Johnson, a regular dealer in high stakes poker games in and around Lubbock, TX, has potentially upped the ante for all Stupid Poker Criminals in the Stupid Poker Criminals Hall of Fame.

The 22-year old former Texas Tech student "allegedly" shot and killed a man outside a Dallas nightclub on Saturday night.

However, our source familiar with the case says that Johnson may claim self-defense.  So, for once, we may actually withhold judgment on someone before making lots of somewhat inappropriate jokes on the matter. What is that big hole opening up in the sky?  Is that Jesus riding down on a white horse with a big sword in his hand?  We repent! We repent!

Anyway, Johnson has been on the receiving end of a stupid poker criminal in the past.  Back in September, Johnson, who was dealing a high stakes game, was the victim of aggravated robbery in his home in Lubbock.  During one of his games, Johnson and six other victims were tied up by three masked men (and robbed, obviously). 

Whether or not this shooting was related, we don't know. What we do know is that our version of "self-defense" relies less on guns and more on kicking someone in the balls. No one kicks a set of balls like we do. No one.