Apocalypse Warning: Robert Varkonyi Among Chip Leaders

Since winning the 2002 WSOP Main Event, Robert Varkonyi hasn't so much been "on a tear" as he's been on something the complete opposite of a tear.

Let's face it, he's not exactly a good poker player.

He sucks, folks.

So get ready to hop in your bomb shelters, put the gas masks on, and build a fucking ark. The world is coming to an end. Robert Varkonyi is one of the chip leaders of early Day 1D play.