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Playboy Poker and Porn, What Took You So Long Hef?

Playboy_bunnyPlayboy announced today that it has hired the peeps over at the Players Network to produce "Playboy's Women of Poker," a multi-part television series that will feature girls competing to become members of Playboy's Poker Team.

Girl-next-door types with the requisite hip-to-waist ratio and "elegantly barbered" pubic hair and whose breasts are "independent of the law of gravity" are asked to register at www.playersnetwork.com. They will then compete in one of five regional qualifying Texas Hold'em tournaments held throughout the U.S. at which time they will also strip down to their bare nakedness for a test photo shoot.

Seriously, what took you so long Hef? So simple. So brilliant.

A total of 30 girl-next-door types with the requisite hip-to-waist ratio and "elegantly barbered" pubic hair and whose breasts are "independent of the law of gravity" will win a trip to Las Vegas to compete in the televised finals. The six women with the most points through their poker and "modeling" skills at the final event will become members of Playboy's Poker Team, attend parties at the Playboy Mansion, play in charity tournaments and potentially appear in Playboy Magazine or on Playboy.com as Cybergirls. They also may potentiallly appear on WickedChopsPoker.com. And when we say potentially we mean without a doubt.

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