« Card Player Can Tell Time | Main | Jamie Gold Actually Loses a Pot »

A Woman Will Not Win the WSOP ME This Year Either

We give up.

No other poker outlet has been a bigger proponent of the ability of female poker players than Wicked Chops Poker.

Anniehasissues2_2We are like the poker equivalent of the super-supportive best friend of the hot chick that doesn’t ever get to bang her. We're always stroking the ladies’ egos, telling them how good they are, how nice they smell, what a good read they made, and offering a shoulder to cry on when they bust out. Yet they never reciprocate our kindness by winning a tournament.

So we ask: when will a woman win the WSOP ME? Heck, when will one make a damn final table? Or win a bracelet? Or a WPT event? Or play in the Big Game? Or just earn the respect of one single male peer? When will this happen? We're beginning to think the answer is "never."

Yesterday, the final two women were eliminated from WSOP contention: Annie Duke, a woman, and Sabyl Cohen, a woman. So yet again, no woman will win a WSOP event. Not even the Woman's Only tourney.

We’d go ahead and say, “Wait till next year,” but by now, we know better. It’ll never happen.

Thanks for nothing, women.

Thanks for nothing.

Editor's Note: Wicked Chops Poker loves women and we know they're great poker players and that one woman even plays in the Big Game. Collectively they just need to get off the schnide and do well in the Main Event already.

Bookmark and Share


TrackBack URL for this entry:

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference A Woman Will Not Win the WSOP ME This Year Either:


The Entities That Comprise Wicked Chops Enterprises LLC


We here at Wicked Chops Poker do not believe in "Senior" only or "Woman" only events, thus having disavowed that concept, cannot accept this so-called Clare Miller as a bracelet winner.

Thank you,
The Entities That Comprise Wicked Chops Enterprises LLC

BJ Nemeth

A woman did win a bracelet this year. Clare Miller won the Seniors Event. While it wasn't technically an "open" event, it wasn't the Ladies-only event.

Statistically, the over-under was for one woman to finish in the top 33 of the Main Event. They missed. :(

The comments to this entry are closed.

WCP on Twitter

Girls on the Rail at 2008 WSOP


    Our photog at the 2008 WSOP is having a hard time focusing his lens on the pros at the table. We like him for that. Check out girls on the rail here.

Wicked Chops © 2005 - 2008

Protect Your Online Identity

Poker Camp


  • For what's happening in Vegas now, go here.


  • We're kind of digging the snorgtees girls. You should buy their shirts. Check 'em out.

Poker School

Wicked Chops Poker Awards

  • Click here to see which poker players, online sites and hotties we "honored" this year.

The Word on Wicked Chops Poker

  • "Wicked Chops Poker are nobodies, the site is garbage."
    - Anna Benson
  • "A sophisticated and creative blog that pokes rambunctious, irreverent and most of all sexy fun at the game of poker and everyone who is connected with it."
    - PokerMagazine.com
  • "You've made me so angry I wish I could reach into my screen and just pound your scummy worthless head in!!"
    - a Nickelback fan
  • "If you ask me, you should just go straight to Wicked Chops Poker instead. These guys are awesome."
    - Kajagugu Poker
  • "...el blog más irreverente de la blogocosa norteamericana..."
    - Poquer Red
  • "Wicked Chops is wickedly funny. And wickedly irreverent. And posts a lot of photos of wickedly attractive women. If that ain't poker, what is?"
    - TypePad

  • Hear what Jamie Gold has to say about WCP here
  • "If Jamie Gold’s a dickhead; Wicked Chops has to be a medusa head full of dicks."
    - Pokerdog.org

  • Find online poker reviews, news and strategies with bestpoker sites bonuses like party poker bonus code. Also visit for great slots and us poker sites and usa poker reviews.


Busted Tees