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New Bond is a Poker Expert and Other B.S. You've Heard Lately

Casinoroyale_1Ten months ago or so we told you that the new James Bond film, Casino Royale, was going to feature 007 playing Texas Hold'em instead of Baccarat, the special agent's usual game.

Then about four months ago we reported that the new Bond, actor Daniel Craig, apparently didn't know jack squat about poker.

Now, the "media" is reporting that Craig has, in the span of a few months, somehow managed to become "a poker expert."

Yeh right.

And Jamie Gold launched James Gandolfini's career and is a man of his word.

And Richard Lee has never taken an illegal bet.

And Anna Benson is a classy broad who loves Wicked Chops Poker.

And the Milwaukee's Best Light girls are "legal" (and you care).

Anyway, you get the idea. It's all B.S. All propaganda. All spin. And that's why you have Wicked Chops Poker here to give it to you straight. Because we're straight like that. And giving it to you straight about the new Bond film, there are only two reasons to go see it when it hits screens this November 17:

(1) Eva Green - She is starring as Bond's love interest, Vesper Lynd, and is the perfectly gorgeous French actress who spent two hours being lustfully naked in the tastefuly-done-porn-flick-masquerading-as-an-art-house-film, The Dreamers; and

(2) Caterina Murino - She is the sexy Italian starlet/model starring as the villain's love interest, Solange, which means Bond bonks, snogs and shags her, Britishly speaking, and then likely has to kill her.

Need further convincing that Eva Green and Caterina Murino are worth it? Some proof after the jump.

This video below is NSFW. Beware. This one here is even more so and doesn't beat around the bush. Really, it doesn't.

And this here below is Caterina and a horse.


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