Gold-Leyser Lawyers Agree to Freeze $6 Million

While Jamie Gold was busy spamming online forums looking for America's hottest mom and sounding even more like a Hollywood blow-hard from his poolside perch at the Mondrian, his lawyers were busy today in the U.S. District Court of Nevada, where the deal splitting case between Gold and "Don't Call Me Bruce" Crispin Leyser had been moved. Before the court was a preliminary injunction that would freeze half of Gold's $12 million WSOP winnings, and according to Richard Schonfeld, the lawyer for Crispin Leyser, "Everybody agreed the preliminary injunction would be issued."

The injunction means that the disputed $6 million would not leave the Rio until the case concluded.

With this bit of news we think now is a good time to post a bit of a transcript from the oft-cited Jamie Gold "Rounders" radio interview, in particular the part in which Gold talks out of his ass about Crispin Leyser, who he describes as a "good friend," which apparently is Hollywood talk for "a person he has only known since July of this year." Gold was asked by Mike and Adam about the possibility of him not playing this year's WSOP because the seat could have gone to Leyser instead, to which Gold's ass said:

"It turned out that Crispin was very helpful - this is true. He is a good friend of mine and he was very helpful in securing some celebrities for the Bodog celebrity team and for that they offered me - and I felt bad and I said you know what, maybe you should be offering it to Crispin and I'm gonna put up the money anyway and they said no....

....They didnt know Crispin but they knew I was a great poker player .... and they said ... 'Everyone is telling us you are like Kobe Bryant coming out of high school - that you actually have a shot to make it so we want to see what you can do' . . . 'You're not allowed to transfer this to Crispin' - cause I had talked to him and that is true. I had said maybe you should just play and I'll give it to you and they said absolutely not, and with no offense to him, they didn't know him. They just had no idea who he was."

And as you digest that, just for the fun of it, or better yet, to make you feel better about the fact that you don't make millions pawning crap reality TV shows to American audiences, after the jump is an example of what Jamie and his peeps are spamming online forums with for their "Hottest Mom in America" show. There's also a shorter one out there that hypes: "Felicity Huffman's former manager and a producer from Survivor are coming to Dallas to audition hot moms like you." It's all just a parody of itself really, which kind of sucks because we can't really add anything here to make it funnier.

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What does is mean to be “Hot”?
The search is on!

BuzzNation,Cast-A-Date, and SokoLobl Entertainment are in Dallas to meet moms who have not forgotten that they are sexy, vibrant, sensual women.

Women, who not only bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan, but make sure there is time in the week for yoga, surfing or a few pole dancing lessons.

These moms are in tune with their families, involved in their communities and very much in touch with their femininity.

They have found a balance and it makes them a better mother, lover and friend.

Only one mom will be chosen as.......The Hottest Mom in America!

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION/REQUIREMENTS:

- Moms should be between 27-50 years of age
- Cash prize of $2500
- A “winners package”, which includes a variety of items to pamper yourself.

DATE: Saturday, September 16, 2006.
Hours: 8:00 AM to 3:00 PM
Location:
The Reunion Arena
777 Sports Street
Dallas Texas 75207

214.800.3000 - Maine
214.800.3089 - Box Office
http://www.reunionarena.org/

Want a head-start? Send us your color photo to: [email protected] for a chance at a guaranteed spot in the top 20!

Try to come as early as possible and Good Luck!

Comments

[jason]

still a douchebag

[Jackson Kincade]

Uh, I have a unique scenario... Thanks to a VERY expensive surgical procedure in Switzerland, my dad is now my mom. She/he is younger than 50 and is wayyyyy hot! Can she/he enter the Jamie Gold "Hot Mom" contest?