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A Thing or Two About Porn Stars and Bush

DenisewcrIs RawVegas.tv's Denise Pernula getting hotter with every new video she does or is it just us pimping RawVegas.tv again? Regardless, Chops and gang over there posted Denise's first "Weekend Celebrity Recap" video and smartly had her stand up the whole time (damn!) yet unsmartly forgot to zoom in (damn!). In the report, Denise talks porn with the queen bee of porn herself, Jenna Jameson, who discloses she's been "in the business" for 12 years now, or in porn terms, 2,897 dicks, give or take a dozen or so.

Speaking of Jenna, WWTDD.com is reporting that Ms. Jameson and her soul-sister-in-slutdom Paris Hilton are being considered for a new reality show called "Virgin Territory", which has the tag line "when you win it, you lose it". Jenna2The producers are apparently looking for males between 18-34 (hey that's our demo) with "no experience necessary" (hey that's not our demo) and the implication is that the winner gets to bang one of the two hosts, which word around town is like throwing a bratwurst into a cave, filled with plague-infected, sausage-loving bats.

And staying on the porn bandwagon, because they're all doing it these days, like it's their business, because it is, poker ex-poker blogger Kid Dynamite talks porn today and brings up the interesting point that the new crop of porn stars were born in the late 1980s which naturally makes him think of Rocket Roger Clemens. Naturally.

Oh yeh Bush. His State of the Union tonight should be a gas. Make it even more "fun" to watch by playing the "State of the Union Address Drinking Game" which we came across over at GorillaMask.net and you can read the rules here. Also double your pleasure by not just drinking when Bush says "Al Qaeda" but winning some dough. Gambling911.com points out that Sportsbook.com has odds on the number of times Bush will say certain words during his address, although it doesn't look like "nucular" is on the list, which is where we'd put our money.

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Kid Dynamite

i ceased being a poker blogger long ago...

in addition to thinking of rocket roger, i also think of Vince Coleman and Eric Davis...but tell me you didn't love that Clemens card pic.

but now porn stars are born in 1987 too! that clearly reminds me of the Jose Canseco rookie card... Mmmmm. Jose.....

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