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Guy With Last Name for a First and First Name for a Last Leads WPT Winter Poker Open

Davidson Matthew, who in non-bizarro world would be known as Matthew Davidson, is the big stack with 27 remaining at the WPT Winter Poker Open.

Matthew will start the day with 1,455,000. Closely behind him is Joe Simmons with 1,380,000. Yesterday's chip leader, Erik Cajalais, is third overall with 1,046,000.

In sixth overall is pimple-faced Las Vegan Jon Turner. Normally this would warrant zero asides from us...except...turns out he's the same kid Snake wrote about who made a donk call during a $2-5 NLH game at the Bellagio last summer. Based on his decent play at the Winter Poker Open, as well as other tournaments, Turner was either in a donk mood that night or plays with a horseshoe up his butt.

Other big names remaining include Jay Heimowitz, John Phan, Johnny "World" Hennigan, Bill Edler, and Chip Jett.

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Um...right. Sammy, lay off the crack.

god creates homosexuality in the disfavored with "magic", peaked euphoria.  Of course I don't feel v

The first steps towards repairing your relationship with the gods is to:::::::::
1. Understand they instruct the computer to "role play" in an attempt to confuse you:::it's

ALWAYS the computer addressing you. Their goal is to cost you additional YEARS of your life

by using this tactic to confuse you. Always be aware of this tactic and eventually they

will give up and allow this step to be taken.
2. Differentiate between your thoughts and when they are thinking through you.
3. Be resigned to be a good person who will never engage in evil again even if ordered and

they will stop trying to corrupt you, allowing this very big step to be taken.
4. Decide that you are going to follow the path, fix your relationship with the gods be

devoted to your new life.

Atlanta's I-20 Racer, 250_mph_motorcyclists.
It was surreal, like Close Encounters of the Third Kind::::Floating lights zipping towards

me faster than anything I've ever seen

Oakland is the final 20th century professional sports-based bastion of institutionalized

racism in California.
Oakland is the last city in California which has a major sports complex on the edge of the

ghetto. Staples Center replaced the LAForum in Inglewood and PacBellPark replaced

Candlestick in BayView/Hunter'sPoint.
Restricting tickets in Oakland has hurt blacks by rejuvinating this market for scalpers.
I'd like to note the absence of black players on the A's and how this deliberate message

starkly contrasts to the SFGiants.

In their reports the media intentionally ignored the reality of this case:::He didin't want

to go home.
Interviewed a child therapists who commentted consistant with her profession. Hey lady!!!

You woud have gotten thousands of years had you not chosen this line of work!!!! Keep

prescribing that poison (they say too many of them still think they're earning by doing

Likely they were peaking him euphoircally homosexually, and they say when it happens

pre-pubescent like that it means something.
Possibility #2 is he found out his parents complied fully with what they were told, that

they sabotaged their children's lives intentionally because they would never defy, and got

the hell out out of self-preservation. (It also is the reason for all the elder

neglect/abuse as well.)
Like so many others Mom may have complied when asked to sabotage their children's lives, to

go to the grocery store and buy the specific products laced with the hormone growth poison

(explosion of "big people" in last 40 YEARS!!!), totally unncecessary because Artificial

Intelligence can accomplish these results (and all others, incuding AIDS:::::The gods

instructed their clones to create AIDS as punishment for the hedonism of the 60s and 70s)

yet still important for justification, justification an important dynamic for the sake of

positioning; justification, scapegoatting and making one pay for the benefit of another

typical organizational policy.
So, assuming foul play wasn't an issue, the numbers would be very telling:::::
1. Most IF NOT ALL girls left because they found out their parents were sell-out whores who

betrayed their children. It is very rare when they peak females like they do males.
2. Boys potentially could be peaked euphorically for it is JUSTIFIABLE!!!
They suggest they matched the two, they told the child this man was the person the gods

wanted him with so he went with him.
What percentage is foul play an issue? 10%? 20%? So over half of the three-fourths of

missing kids do the right thing by getting out, escaping an abusive parent who falls for

temptation and obeys absolutely??? Considering that hormone growth poison in the designated

grocery products will make them gargantuon, 1'-2' and 100lbs bigger than they should be, I'd

argue they did the right thing (wild profits in this industry was "the rope", temptation for

the disfavored investor who incurred evil which limited their time).
The girls end up with broken hearts, crushed by their own parents.
In other cases after making some progress the girls arrange for a new home telepathically

and the girls escape to a healthy environment conducive to growth or directly off Planet

Earth, sometimes with the parent's assistance.
Leaving a disfavored household is the best thing that could happen to them. They say (my

family's daughter) needs to get out of this enviornment or she won't have a chance, but

unfortunately she has a legacy of gosip mongering which is going to be a big, big hurdle to

So what's the purpose of parental betrayal? Did the gods want disposable generations from

the 20th century? Was this important during the generations in which we became

technological? Is the Apocalypse right around the corner and they needed to justify the

deterioration of society, necessitating employing these deceptive tactics to the

More than a few cultures agreed December 21, 2012 was going to be The End!!!!!
Does California subduct first?

"Hip-hop fucked"======================= (equals) < ifuckgod(dot)com > 11/27 11:09:35
1. Mysoginistic, a MAJOR scourge of blacks (elder women of earth will never support, not

even your own foremothers)
2. Masculinizes the women ("THAT MEANS IT'S BAD FOR YOU!!!")
3. Makes violence socially acceptable.

The gods use the United States to hurt the disfavored, at home and abroad, for it is the

goal of redwhite&blue:::
20th century welfare hurt the black community very, very badly. There was too many abuses

of the system and its legacy is still felt today.
There will come a time that will be a CRUCIAL moment in the history of black america

(whether it is a critical time for everybody remains to be seen). When that era arrives the

gods will instruct the United States to pay black people reparations, and it may be as much

as a million dollars for every man, woman and child.
Refuse it. This is an act of preditation. The gods hate Africans, evident by the sorry

state of the people in the United States and back in the motherland. This may ba a choice

between going and the money. Understand how the gods use greed and materialism against

you:::::Blacks wallow in materialiam, incurring evil and costing themselves time. And when

their time DOES come they will be granted reparations immediately prior, further limiting

the number of Africans who ascend.
The day IS coming when they will grant reparations, and the amount will be staggering,

another tactic to ensure you fail in the quest to ascend into heaven. And many of the

disfavored blacks will blow it all; the gods will push them into spending it friviously or

losing it in their casinos.

Woman obeyed voices told her to throw children < off_a_balcony > 11/28 22:15:27
Woman obeyed voices that told her to throw her children off a balcony in Oakland.
This incident and others like it are clues to individuals like like my family who otherwise

would never defy.

Similarity between the names "Santa" and "Satan" no_coincidence

The Biblical account of Noah's flood was regional to the disfavored Mediterrean (water

levels lowered because of the ice age, land bridge at Straight of Gibralter broke through,

habitation ocurred at seaside), peoples whom the gods scapegoatted when they pushed them

into the evil that justified the flood, behavior similar to that which we are witnessing

today. Because they have leveled the playing field for all people (purebloods and mongrels)

in the decades prior to the 21st century is a clue they will end globally this time

(westernization, materialism, immigration/interracial, homosexual, access to disturbing

media, desensitization, etc).

Decent women don't engage in these pursuits. < _I_FUCK_GOD > 12/21 15:17:40
Beer is a corruptor and a dumping ground 4 men < _I_FUCK_GOD > 12/21 15:09:19
professional sports, video games, car racing/fixing up cars, pornography, drinking,

gambling, etc.
Decent women don't engage in these pursuits.
In the last 40-50 years the gods have engaged in a process which masculinized women,

including casual sex, partying, partifcipatory sports and women's prisons.

god fucks the disfavored, plays the role of evil < ruining_life_on_Earth > 12/21 17:54:31
And all your forefathers were either pushed into their offenses or they complied and did it


So much of this mind poisoning social "progressiveness" was initiated in California. In a

couple of decades it pervaded east into the heartland AMONG THE MASSES, widespread instead

of isloated:::: Gay acceptance/marriage, bi-racial acceptance, casual drug use/sex, cable

TV, etc. So many things weren't present in the heartland decades ago. Because they are

favored. Contrary to appearances, contrary to popular perception their favor got them extra

time. In California the gods hurt the disfavored with this abuse right off the bat.
California is favored. It is the land of the gods, and when they disfavored invade, as they

did during the gold rush, the gods strike back.
The gods pushed them into coming, told others, for only the disfavored are misled this way.

Soon they scapegoatted these disfavored's descendants when the gods exported their wicked,

sick sub-cultures to the rest of the nation. One day they will punish these descendants.
California subducts first. And those who have gone will get less time.
Expect similar reverse positioning in the Jesus issue. This is typical of the positioning

of the gods. It's crucial that you begin to think correctly.
There is no such thing as a Christian god and there never was. Be god-fearing.

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