El Blondie on the Rebound, Wins GUKPT Event in Manchester

David "El Blondie" Colclough, who nothing interesting has happened to recently or to his wife Rhowena Colclough (at right and who can be seen artistically expressing herself here (NSFW), here (NSFW), and here (NSFW)), has won the Manchester stop of the Grosvenor UK Poker Tour, which is better known by its flows-so-easily-off-the-tongue acronym, the GUKTP.

For his win, El Blondie walks away with £88,000, which is approximately $176,000 US, because the dollar, like Rhowena when David is out of town, continues to get pounded abroad.

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