WPA Releases Ethics Code--Poker Is Forever Changed

In a move sure to change poker forever, the WPA has released an ethics code designed to create basic behavioral and procedural standards for poker tournaments.

The code is broken down into six sections:

• General Provisions
• Relationships Among Players
• Relationships Between Players and Dealers
• Player-Management Relationships
• External Relationships
• Relationships Between The Three or Four People Who Actually Give a Shit and Will Follow These Provisions

Ok, we made that last one up. But if you're out of hammers to beat against your head, or gasoline to light yourself on fire, read more about this exciting development here.

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