U.S-American Dan Harrington Wins WPT Legends of Poker For $1.6M, Can Now Buy 88,888 New Green Caps, Such As

If we wrote for Card Player, we'd probably start this post by saying something like, "It's only fitting that a true legend of poker won the WPT Legends of Poker at the Bike."

But instead, we'll write this like Miss Teen USA South Carolina, which is pretty much the same thing.

I personally believe that 1995 WSOP Main Event champ "Action" Dan Harrington who is from the U.S. America, has claimed his first WPT title, winning the Legends of Poker at the Bike, such as.

Harrington defeated David "The Dragon" Pham*, who is from the Asian countries. Such as for the win, Harrington banks $1.6M which he will hopefully be like Barry Greenstein and spend on charity in the South Africa so they can buy maps because children are our future.

With the second place finish, the Pham now moves into first place in the Card Player's the POY standings, replacing the J.C. Tran (at right), who has spectacular breasts. I personally believe that having spectacular breasts is some-a, something that all children should aspire for, because spectacular breasts are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way.

Watch the WCP fave Kimberly Lansing's interview with the always cheerful Harrington here, as he explains why he wears all of those green caps. Get all final results here.

* Such as not a real dragon.

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Gemma Atkinson

[Kyle G.]

Who's the chik in the photo? She's like a hotter version of Cameron Diaz and Elisha Cuthbert.