Annette Obrestad, A Woman, Wins WSOPE Main Event

We had a good run. Mankind. It was fun while it lasted, wasn't it? From learning to create fire to conquering the air with fancy jet planes...from developing complex spoken languages and communication systems to creating a world wide web that seemed to make our planet a smaller place with a lot of porn...from blasting off to the moon to creating a society where women almost feel obligated to get boob jobs if they don't like the size of their breasts...we had a good run. Mankind. Yes we did.

If there is a heaven, we hope to see you there.

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[poetryman69]

of a fire on the moon

of fox fire and will o the wisp

of misty mornings an sod grass

of rising before the dawn

of moonfire

[Francase]

The scariest thing is, the winning hand looks like the hammer.