Antonio Esfandiari Outballs Kobe Bryant at BLUSH, Which We Think Means He Outdrank Him or Something

The Entities that comprise Wicked Chops Poker aren't so much into "balling" as we are into not really even knowing what that means. However, we know what it sounds like it means.

So when we first read the TMZ.com headline that Antonio Esfandiari "outballed" Kobe Bryant recently at a nightclub, horrific images flashed through our head. Images that keep any normal male up at night, drenched in a cold sweat. Bad, bad images.

However, after reading the article, we came to learn that Esfandiari, the noted ringleader of Vegas nightlife crew Rocks & Rings, out-Cristal-drank Kobe Bryant at the new BLUSH nightclub at the Wynn.

The final tally: Esfandiari and crew drank 26 bottles of Cristal for nearly $35k (including at $6k tip), and Bryant and crew put down 15 bottles for $21k.

This reminds us of the time we "outballed" our rival fraternity in college by putting down over 700 cups of Miller Lite during Nickel Night at O'Malley's, but our bill was only like $35. And we're pretty sure we didn't tip. What you think we're made of money or something?

* Image from TMZ.com.

Comments

[WayneBullet]

This goes down as maybe one of the funniest things ever written by you guys. I just think of what you could have written about ballers and Kobe, and think how much better it could have been.

I am not sure how sick this makes me though. Who really needs to drink that amount of alcohol. Seriously those guys just drank my 1 year salary. Granted I have been asking for a raise though.

[John]

Esfandari's rocks and rigs bullshit has the worst fucking website ever. Period. Some of the terms are the worst fucking words ever. In fact the website makes me generally angry.

[John]

Esfandari's rocks and rigs bullshit has the worst fucking website ever. Period. Some of the terms are the worst fucking words ever. In fact the website makes me generally angry.

[John]

Esfandari's rocks and rigs bullshit has the worst fucking website ever. Period. Some of the terms are the worst fucking words ever. In fact the website makes me generally angry.