Out From Our Deep Underground Bunker, It Appears As If Alan Goehring Is Chip Leader at WPT Borgata Poker Open

Just like The Toadies, we're not going to lie. We were a bit surprised after we came out from our bunkers this afternoon to see a world that looked exactly the same as it did before Annette Obrestad, a woman, won the WSOPE Main Event. Because seriously, what "crazy" thing could possibly happen next? A woman pilot? A woman doctor? A woman lawyer? A woman president? Where does it end? Where does it stop?

So the sky is still blue, the Internet is still a great place for finding fantastic NSFW pics, and mankind has survived for another day, at least.

Maybe it's because there's no Kimberly Lansing video updates, or maybe just because we were secluded in bunkers for the past 36 hours, but apparently there's a WPT poker tournament going on at the Borgata in shitheap Atlantic City.

560 players entered and currently 63 remain. Alan Goehring is big stack, with 971,000. He's followed by Chris Lardaro (865,000) and John Hoang (570,000). Others remaining include but are not limited to Mark Seif (545,000), Victor Ramdin (290,000), Haralabos Voulgaris (285,000), Joe Cassidy (280,000), and Mike "the Mouth" Matusow (265,000).

Get full chip counts from the WPT here and live blogging from the Borgata team here.