Poker News That Will Pay You Back Your Money Bro

:: The "Justin Smith" swindle-gate saga continues over at NeverwinPoker with more entertaining voicemails and 30 plus pages of posts to waste your time on. Is all this really over $12k? Can't Phil Laak hire someone to kill someone again? Please. [NeverwinPoker.com] :: Carrie Stroup, the poker model who we swear we didn't mistake as an escort at the Sapphire in Vegas, is following up her September appearance as Playboy Babe of the Month with a photo spread in the October issue of FHM magazine. [PokerListings.com] :: Shit heap casino Taj Mahal in Atlantic Shitty is the first casino in the country to let players register for live tournaments online. [Newsday.com] :: NSFW web model Jessica Kramer has been ID'd as the dumb drunk chick outside Crimson with the spectacularly enormous Keeley Hazell-like boobs. [WWTDD] :: Bud-drinking, mullet-wearing rednecks everywhere now have their own poker site -- Victory Lane Players Club -- where they can play against their favorite NASCAR drivers for schwag and race tickets. [Boston Herald] :: Bar Refaeli is the hottest girl from Israel since 1948. [DoubleViking.com] :: International trade experts are urging the US to embrace Barney Frank's internet gambling bill or else face penalties up to $100 billion. [Lou Krieger's blog] :: Former Laguna Beach-er Kristin Cavallari has landed a movie role which we're guessing/hoping involves wearing a bikini the whole time. [Egotastic.com]