Poker News You Don't Have to Taser Bro

:: Some suspicious play on Absolute Poker has some saying there's a "superuser" account that can read people's hole cards. [PartTimePoker.com] :: Sofia Vergara is proof that Colombia exports more than just the yeyo. [DoubleViking.com] :: British mainstream media apparently likes to use poker images in news reports about problem gambling even when poker isn't being discussed. [PokerNews.co.uk] :: Arianny Celeste is a UFC Octagon Girl worth fighting for. [UFC.com] :: England's Dusk Till Dawn, a cardroom that knows how to use ridiculously hot escorts models to promote its brand, will have its license hearing next week as it attempts to become the UK's first legal poker club. [CardPlayer.com] :: Fashion model Jarah Mariano is of Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese descent, a deadly hot combination that has one of the entities turning Japanese. [Popoholic.com] :: Greg Raymer's WCOOP win on PokerStars.com has been slightly marred with allegations that something fishy was going on at the final table. [PokerListings.com] :: Absurdly sexy American Idol-er and actress Ashley Harman deserves her own post one of these days but this will have to do for now. [GorillaMask.net] :: South Korea, home of the sensationally hot Hyori Lee, is set to host the first ever "world-class poker tournament" in the Asian Countries this month when the Asia Pacific Poker Tour comes to Seoul Sept. 28-30. [Korea Herald] :: One of our earlier picks to win Maxim's 2007 Hometown Hotties contest, Erin from Port Orange, FL, has made the finals but we're now going with Nicki from Louisville, KY to win it all. Actually we just watched Erin's new video and damn if she doesn't have what it takes to win. As does Juda, Jaime, Leticia.... [Maxim's Hometown Hotties]