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Any Ideas?

Poker player looking for mate on CraigslistGranted, this could be some 12 year-old kid making a post for shits and giggles, but here's something from the Las Vegas section in Craigslist. Working the assumption it's legit, readers leave ideas on who it could be in the comments section.

A King For A Queen Who Wants A Jack

I am a "ultra" high-stakes professional poker.

Due to being at the poker room or on the internet playing poker most of my adult life, I feel like I have missed out on something.

I want a child.

This could be a long term relationship or not. (Totally up to you.)

Mutually beneficial situation.

Send your picture. No pic, no reply.

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What he missed out on was attending Grade 7 English class. "I am a ultra high-stakes professional poker."

He IS poker?


The guy is serious. (or at least he thinks he is). His name is Michael Cark. He placed 216th place in event #49 of the WSOP for an Ultra high cash of $3,871.


Shouldn't the runaway favorite here be David Sklansky?

I.B. Frank

whoever it is they are an "ultra" douche.

Jimmy J

Who the hell would call themselves "ultra?" I have no clue who it is, but I think someone needs to send in a pic or two to fish for some details.

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