Poker News, 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models and Some Really Bad Puns in Quotes

:: Men "The Master" Nguyen is on a roll at the LAPC and we're not talking spring roll baby. That's "pho sho" (Click here, here and here) :: Brazil's Ana Beatriz Barros doing her SI Swimsuit photo shoot is the "polar" opposite of that Canadian chick ice fishing in June (Click here, here and here) :: A poker tournament in Egypt? Bet the competition is "in tents." (Click here) :: We actually like the candid bikini shots of Bar Refaeli better than her SI Swimsuit shots (Click here and here) :: Bible Belt-ists in South Carolina may "altar" their stance on church-held poker tournaments (Click here) :: Marisa Miller is the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Girl and you probably knew that already (Click here) :: NBA is looking to "slam dunk" online gambling with "assists" from lobbyists (Click here) :: Irina Shayk (yeh we bet she can) looks like a devilish version of Adriana Lima in her Sports Illustrated photos (Click here) :: Leave it to a hot cougar mom of two to loosen WSOP commish Jeffrey Pollack up a little (Click here) :: We'd never get "board" with SI Swimsuit model Tori Praver...she could ride our "sticks" any day...we'd like her to rub a little "sex wax" on our "decks"...We bet she's "swell" in bed...Get it? She's holding a surfboard. Alrighty (Click here)