Eric "Sheets" Haber Wins WSOP-C Atlantic City + Seat Into 2008 WSOP Main Event
In a post that only exists because we previously used it as an excuse to post photos of "Kristen," aka Ashley Alexandra Dupre, aka Ashley Youmans, aka Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro, aka Nina Venetta, noted online pro Eric "Sheets" Haber has captured this year's WSOP-C Atlantic City event.
Much like the new photos, one of which is at right, of Ashley Alexandra Dupre (aka Ashley Youmans...we're KILLING IT on SEO with this girl, btw), Eric "Sheets" Haber also very much looks like a dude.
As we've noted, we just don't know what to make of Ashley Alexandra Dupre. She's like that two-face girl that Jerry dated in the Seinfeld episode "The Strike." See below:
GEORGE: So, attractive one day - not attractive the next?
JERRY: Have you come across this?
GEORGE: Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome -- she's a two-face.
JERRY: (Relating) Like the Batman villain?
GEORGE: (Annoyed) If that helps you..
JERRY: So, if I ask her out again - I don't know who's showing up: The good, the bad, or the ugly.
Anyway, for the win, Sheets banks $431,136 and earns a seat to the 2008 WSOP Main Event.
Other people finished in various places at the final table. You can read about that on Poker News here.
hahahahahaha, i get it. hyperbole on the part of curtom saying she's "the ugliest girl on planet earth" when there's no way he could possibly know that without seeing every girl on the planet, and more hyperbole describing that content-scraping piece of crap website as a "poker blog." hahahahaha. you know those killer google ads are making him hundreds of cents every year.
don't fish for comment links, enough is enough x3.
Posted by: comment police | March 16, 2008 at 05:43 PM
Curtom, she's almost as bad as your poker blog, which is almost as bad as posting the same comment three times.
Posted by: Jezebel | March 16, 2008 at 03:28 PM
This girls has got to be one of the ugliest girls on planet earth. There is absolutely NOTHING attractive about her at all. Not to mention she is a horrible singer. Geez enough is enough of this skank.
Posted by: Curtom | March 16, 2008 at 03:19 PM
This girls has got to be one of the ugliest girls on planet earth. There is absolutely NOTHING attractive about her at all. Not to mention she is a horrible singer. Geez enough is enough of this skank.
Posted by: Curtom | March 16, 2008 at 03:18 PM
This girls has got to be one of the ugliest girls on planet earth. There is absolutely NOTHING attractive about her at all. Not to mention she is a horrible singer. Geez enough is enough of this skank.
Posted by: Curtom | March 16, 2008 at 03:18 PM