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So... How many buy-in's do I get if I sleep with you and another woman?

Nick C.

"Hey Clonie, it's Erica. Here's the deal. I get half of the proceeds from that lawsuit or those pictures go out on the internet."


"Listen, Chops, thanks for being persistent and all, but I don't know....I mean....a 'Friday night Farting Shot' girl....it just sounds too weird for me..."


"Hi David, I told you not to call me at work! Has that boy Krantz been picking on you again? I'll kick his scrawny ass."

sorry hage

Mr B. I have seven-deuce and a man went all-in. what do i do?


whadda you mean the coke was stolen?


Hey, Clonie, what's up? You're suing Full Tilt Poker?? Really? Well I just heard your real name's "Cycalona." Girl, forget about FTP, with a name like that you should be suing your parents.


"I am not pregnant are you?"


"I am not pregnant are you?"

Lone Rhino

Yes, I'm moving my hand towards it now. But I still say my pants are too tight to be able to reach it through my pocket. Um, don't tell David, okay? I guess they were wrong about you, Daniel, you sexy sick beast.


Hello Target? Yeah I am wearing your new summer line. What does pwn mean??? Hello??? THIS WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL!!!


Carmen? When do we we start filming "Carmen Electra Poker Strip Tease #2"? I just went busto again and David needs more food.


"There's a ginger? Where? At the table behind me? Ahhhh gross. Sick!"

Steve Grob

Go Green! Go White!


Wait ... what ... it is after Labor Day?


"It's okay. You ate the cat. That's only happened once before, baby. Remember, you can't eat if you're losing on Full Tilt with both hands. Just remember that, baby. I gotta go. Put Patches out on the porch just to be safe, k?"


I know we spent our life savings on the buy in to the Main Event, but don't worry, I've got a ten thousand dollar tournament chip in my pocket. If I bust out, I'll just go cash that and I'm even.


Ok, I'll get a booob job


"Look David, I know I called that guy a no limit ass clown, but there is no way I could beat him in HU freeze out...I couldn't afford to play a 10 SNG if you weren't bankrolling me..."


"Camel toe? Who is this and how did you know that? Are you somewhere in the room right now?"


David, if you say, "That's what she said" one more time....I swear I'm gonna go screw chops to get even.


what do you mean you're gay David?


You lost How much?????


"Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."


"erica, this is jack bauer. there is a man sitting at your table named shawn "sheiky" sheikhan. he has a bomb strapped to his waste. A BOMB. erica, this is the first step in a massive plot by shawn's sleeper cell to disrupt the WSOP. erica, you must create a diversion so i can come in and STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING. something involving you removing your shirt may work. DO YOU UNDERSTAND???!!! erica, we are RUNNING OUT OF TIME."

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