2008 WSOP Schedule of Events Brought to You by Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr is a 25 year-old Victoria's Secret Angel. She's from Australia, which means she also has a super-cute Australian accent. Australia is the home of 2005 WSOP Main Event champ "Salty" Joe Hachem. "Salty" Joe Hachem is called "Salty" Joe because he's salty. We have no idea whether or not Miranda Kerr is salty. However we do now she is smoking hot and looks even better in a bikini. We also know that by 1997 Kerr won a nation-wide model search hosted by Dolly Magazine and Impulse fragrances, which despite how hot she is, probably wasn't hard because Australia only has like 100,000 people and half of those are Aboriginese.

As you've likely figured out by now, Vanessa Rousso went to Duke Miranda Kerr is bringing you today's 2008 WSOP Guide. Today's helper: a schedule of all 2008 WSOP bracelet events. There are 55 of them. Please note that the we've updated the 2008 WSOP Main Event final table to reflect the new November dates.