Is Keeley Hazell Still the Wicked Chops Poker Girl of the Year?

Ever since seeing Joanna Krupa at the 2006 World Series of Poker (and taking 502MBs worth of photos of her sitting at a poker table doing nothing), we've considered renaming her the 2006 Wicked Chops Poker Girl of the Year, a title currently bestowed upon the bodacious Brit babe Keeley Hazell, who always seems to make us alliterate, among other things.

We don't take decisions like this lightly though. No, they're hard. Very hard. Like waging war in Iraq hard, but without all the bloodshed, Arabs and the Cindy Sheehan-types camping out in front of our ranch.

On one hand we have the amazingly gorgeous Joanna Krupa, who we once said was officially the hottest girl in Christendom and who knows enough about playing poker to last two full days at the 2006 WSOP. All incredibly impressive, and it's practically a laydown with those credentials; that is, if we had never come across the supremely stacked sexpot Keeley Hazell. And while Hazell, unlike Krupa, wouldn't know if she had flopped the nuts if they hit her in the face, she does occasionally make poker-related news and she certainly knows what to do when you're stacked big at the table, or in the shower or sitting in a leather sofa chair or, well, just watch the below videos of Keeley Hazell sent to us by one of our readers and help us decide.

To make the decision even harder, be sure to check out the longer, uncensored version of the same video after the jump.

Friday Night Parting Shot: Joanna Krupa (Again)

As one of our favorite sites GorillaMask.net aptly said in describing our "Joanna Krupa Photos from 2006 World Series of Poker" post, "There can't possibly be too many things sexier than Joanna Krupa playing at the World Series of Poker."

Of course, we agree, and so once again, Joanna Krupa is this week's Friday Night Parting Shot Girl. Below and after the jump are the rest of the photos Wicked Chops Poker took from the 2006 World Series of Poker. Enjoy because that's all we have. Sadly.

Joanna Krupa Photos from 2006 World Series of Poker

We took enough photos of Joanna Krupa at the World Series of Poker to feed the world, if photos of Joanna Krupa could actually feed the world. Unfortunately they don't, and that sucks because we'd love to do our share. For those less fortunate people though who aren't here at the WSOP to see Joanna in person, we're happy to feed you with a few snaps from today after the jump. Look for more photos from Day 1 soon.

Also check out past Joanna Krupa mentions at WCP here, here, here and here.

Anna Benson is a Bitch

There's no love lost between Wicked Chops Poker and publicity whore Anna Benson of GoldDiggerPoker.com.

She didn't earn the distinction of being #5 on our Top 10 People Who Hate Wicked Chops Poker for nothing.

Bitch.

Benson made it into Day 2 with the reputation as the most despicable player in the tournament, and she continued her bitch ways until she was finally sent packing to wherever bitches go when they're sent packing. Her WSOP finally came to an end moments after we walked by her table while she was berating a player for not calling her all-in bet. On the next hand she went all-in again, saying she wanted to get the hell out of here, and this time she got a caller. Benson showed Q-6, missed the board, lost the hand and got the hell out of here.

We asked Swedish pro Greger Aktell, who was sitting next to her, what he thought of Benson.

"I've never played poker with a nastier person," he said.

Apparently it was Aktell who put Benson on the tilt rag, so to speak, when his pocket Kings vs. her pocket Queens took 20k off her stack. He then bitch slapped her again when he caught the wheel on the river with his A-4 against her A-9, and from there, Benson went on a rampage, going all-in on every hand.

Because that's what bitches do.

Photos of Anna Benson busting out of her top and the WSOP after the jump.

Bodog Girls of the 2006 WSOP Photo Dump -- UPDATED

Come on in the Bodog Lounge . . . more photos after the jump...

Girls of the 2006 World Series of Poker Photo Dump

On the same day that we admitted to having a soft-side and followed a sweet mother of a two-and-a-half year old at the WSOP, it just doesn't seem right to show you photos of scantily-clad girls pimping poker sites. But then we remembered how our moms always told us to share, and so we must, because moms are always right, even when it comes to photos of scantily-clad girls pimping poker sites that enlarge when you click on them.

Yes, many more photos after the jump...

Cutest Penelope Cruz-Looking, Poker Playing Girl We've Seen Today

Cutest French-Looking, Poker Playing Girl We've Seen Today

More of the cute, french-looking, poker playing girl after the jump.