Screw You George Clooney

Clooney's ex Sarah Larson dancing like a nun at TAO the other night while NOT getting it on with any of the numerous random chicks standing behind her.

When we saw Sarah Larson last week hosting a night at TAO in Las Vegas dressed conservatively, sitting with her legs crossed, acting all proper and stuff and talking about dumb things like charity we were going to go off on her ex boyfriend and occasional poker-er George Clooney for ruining our favorite former Las Vegas promotional model/party girl.

But we decided to let it go. Let cooler heads prevail. Turn the other cheek. Let bygones be bygones and other sayings that may or may not suggest we were going to let it go. That was until we saw George this past weekend hopping on Cindy Crawford's yacht off the coast of France with that silly cocky grin of his. Damn the dude is smug. And so handsome.

So screw you George Clooney. You know, Sarah used to be a really sweet, self-assured, and confident girl before you came along, and by sweet, self-assured, and confident we mean she liked to go out and party and simulate sex acts in public with random dudes, hot girls and pretty much anything she can get her hands and tongue on. But now, since dating you, the girl's all "sophisticated" and "demure." We're not sure we even know what those things mean. But we know they suck.

After the jump some reminders of when Sarah Larson was a really sweet, self-assured and confident Las Vegas promotional model/party girl. Let's all hope she finds her way again.

Sarah Larson Keeps Getting Hotter to Us

Hot photos of George Clooney's girlfriend Sarah Larson (above pic, on right) showing off her super fine body for the camera while being "fun" in Las Vegas with other hot girls, random dudes and inanimate objects keep coming, and with each batch she somehow gets hotter to us. Strange how that works.

And now, like it's our birthday or something, there's a video of Sarah Larson getting her wild on in Las Vegas with another chick. Check it out here (and some new photos here).

If the girl whose bum she's licking in the video looks familiar to you, it's former UFC Octagon Ring Girl Amber Nichole (above pic, on left), who you may remember as the girl Jenny Woo is tongue-ing here and Denise Pernula is lap dancing for in the below RawVegas.tv video.

Amber Nichole video
Andrea Tiede is Sarah Larson's Hot Friend
Sarah Larson is Friendly

Jenny Woo's Wild Night with George Clooney's New Girlfriend

Gambling911.com is reporting that our favorite bisexual online reporter and esteemed sex educator Jenny Woo got it on with George Clooney's new lady friend Sarah Larson while the two were attending a Casino Affiliate Convention in Amsterdam two years ago. Apparently, Larson was an exhibit booth model at the time.

According to the reputable online gambling news site, Woo (or as we like to type her name around the WCP compound, "W( . )( . )") and Larson "exchanged tongue tributes while admiring one another's knockers" and "[r]omped in a seedy Amsterdam dive bar, then disappeared into the night."

Also among the possible beneficiaries of Larson's morally casual attitude at the time was online gambling publisher and editor Michael Caselli. A photo of the two from a few years ago appeared recently in the The Sun newspaper, which also had the following to say:

"It seems that back in the day (Larson) was so desperate for fame no pose was considered too tacky.

"Whether it was posing with another girl in a suggestive way or promoting a radio station in a bikini with the logo printed on her backside, Sarah was up for it."

And we love her for it, because promo/booth babes are second only to former pageant chicks when it comes to girls we respect, if that in any way means want to see make out with other girls in public.

Photos of Larson from her promo girl days with Caselli, other girls, etc. after the jump. She's the brunette on the left in all the pics.