The Daily Dump™

We really don't do The Daily Dump™ like we used to, which when we did, it wasn't daily, but close enough for us, since we're so crazy busy/lazy. So consider this post like The Daily Dump, without the little pics. Worth noting that some of these links are best clicked away from work and without small people around.

:: Remember that scene in La Dolce Vita when Anita Ekberg jumped into the Fontana di Trevi? No? Well the pics of American Idol's Antonella Barba getting wet, semi-naked and posing like a porn star in a fountain are just like that, with the only difference being that Antonella is semi-naked and posing like a porn star. As a sidenote, when the Addict saw these pics he thanked God for the Internet, because he's religious like that. - WWTDD.com

:: While you're over at WWTDD.com, the pics of Christina Aguilera in Las Vegas last night are worth the viewing, or whatever you choose to do with them. - WWTDD.com

:: We spent all week in LA looking for Kate Beckinsale, and all the while she was right there on the Internet. - Popoholic.com

:: If you ever had a crush on Kirsten Dunst, these photos will cure you. - Egostatic.com

:: We blame GorillaMask.net for making us see this disturbing (if not strangely curious) video. Don't fall victim to it like we did. Please don't watch it. - Santasm.net (seriously, don't watch it)

:: You watched it didn't you? Wtf? Why didn't you listen? Ok, rinse your mind out with the best photos of Scarlett Johannson's cleavage we've seen today. They just may do the trick. - Popoholic.com

:: If that didn't do the trick, try some new and old photos of our favorite model with a funny name, Doutzen Kroes. - DoubleViking.com

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Keeley Hazell, the official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of 2006, is already making a play at the title in 2007 with her new calendar. - DailyNiner.com (unapologetically NSFW, as always)

If we were a news blog, we'd probably do a post on the whole Pope offending Muslims uproar that read something like this. - JayPinkerton.com

Jessica Alba getting a Costa Rican enema. - YouTube.com

The complete opposite of the Jessica Alba video above. - AdRants.com

The first two rows of pics here are mostly of Christina Aguilera's face. In other words, click the link and scroll down. - SaveManny

In case you were wondering whatwho "actor" Billy Zane has been doing since Titanic. - IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com

This office is exactly like the Wicked Chops Poker office minus everything you see except for maybe the copy machine and a few chairs. - Designverb.com

Melita Toniolo is the hottest Latin chick we've seen in the last cinco minutos. - 2DamnHot.com

This video of Scott Stapp has very little to do with poker and everything to do with why he's a total douchebag. - Gorillamask.net

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Lennox Miller wasn't (un)dressed like this when she played our WCP homegame last night. Damn. - LennoxMiller.com

Rachel Bilson is the cutest girl in Christendom, even especially in a prison dress. - EgoStatic.com

Kelly Monaco is the Tiger Woods of girls in tank tops and jeans. - Bastardly.com

Past WCP Parting Shot Girl Cassie gives us a shot of her new tattoo. - CassieWeb.com

Something's not quite right with Jessica Simpson's face here...not that we're looking at her face here. - WWTDD.com

Our new favorite blog. - The Professional Cheerleader Blog

Petra Nemcova returns to the Daily Dump, despite her penchant for pop singing dwarfs. - IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com

Longtime WCP fave April Scott will be donning the Daisy Dukes soon but we like her better without them. - GorillaMask.net

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We must confess. We've lost sight of what's important lately. We've been so focused on "hard-hitting" news, like Shana Hiatt getting Peacock-blocked by the WPT, Richard Lee getting raided by the SAPD, and Jamie Gold spamming cyberspace for hot moms as Crispin Leyser lays claim to half of his $12 mil, that we've lost touch with our softer side that selflessly likes to share with you pics/videos of Keeley Hazell and Joanna Krupa and present (ir)regular features like the Friday Night Parting Shot Girl and The Daily Dump™. And for this, we're sorry, and we hope today's Daily Dump is just the beginning of making amends, whatever that word means.

Don't just think of Joanna Krupa as another pretty girl playing poker. No this girl also knows how to pose wearing next-to-nothing like a frickin' champ. - HollywoodTuna.com

Our favorite new photos of the Official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of 2006 - Keeley Hazell. - DailyNiner.com (NSFW - meaning: open at work, lose your job)

No wait, these are our favorite new photos of the Official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of 2006 - Keeley Hazell. - SexyPixCollection.blogspot.com (NSFW, which is what you should always ass-ume when it comes to Keeley Hazell photos)

Sorry, totally inappropriate here, but Tom and Kate's little girl has to be the cutest Asian baby with a toupee we've seen in a long time. - WWTDD.com

If Petra Nemcova wasn't dating that whiny, Frodo-tall, Brit singer, James Blunt, she'd have a shot at being our official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of something. Her loss. These 4 pages of pics though are our win. - UseMyComputer.com

This BetUs.com model we photographed at the WSOP is all over this video, as are a bunch of other BetUs.com models and some tool named Charlie. - YouTube.com

Bodog Girls always make us feel at home, and if this was our home, we'd never leave. - WickedChopsPoker.com

Pamela Camassa is the hottest Latin girl we've seen in the last cinco minutos. - GorillaMask.net

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Odds that Leonardo DiCaprio will win the 2006 WSOP: 270,000:1. - PinnacleSports.com

Odds that Leonardo DiCaprio is bagging a smoking hot chick: 1:270,000. - 2DamnHot.com and WickedChopsPoker.com

Odds that Lance Bass is a homosexual: (see odds for Leonardo DiCaprio bagging a smoking hot chick). - PerezHilton.com

These Starbucks Girls/Playboy Playmates do not work at the Starbucks in the Rio All-Suites Hotel & Casino. - MannysBabes.blogspot.com (NSFW)

2006 Miss USA Tara Conner makes us proud . . . to look at her. - HornyOyster.com and The Bastardly

Gabriela Barros is the hottest Latin girl we've seen in the last cinco minutos. - GorillaMask.net (NSFW)

What's not to love about Beirut? - Yahoo.com

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Carmen Electra and a Coke bottle. - GorillaMask.net

The miracle that is Ashlee Simpson. And when we way miracle, we mean thank God for plastic surgery. - Egostatic.com

Chops thinks Christina Aguilera's new song is infectious. Snake thinks Christina Aguilera might be infectious. The Addict says that's what penicillin is for. - HollywoodTuna.com

Kim Jong-il's "Mega Fantastic Happy Joy Fun Hour" is "Must See TV" in North Korea, because if you don't, you're dead. - Cracked.com

2006 Miss Universe hopefuls are poker site hotties in training, basically. - HornyOyster.com

A photo essay, more or less, explaining why Kylie Minoque is famous. - DoubleViking.com

Keeley Hazell pic of the day. - HornyOyster.com (NSFW)

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Wayne Allyn Root slams fellow GOP-ers for online gambling ban. - Gambling911.com

Emma B., another bodacious Brit babe, gets it on with flotation devices. - Bastardly.com

Bill O'Reilly on how to play poker. - Cracked.com

Scarlett Johannson looking all French and stuff. - Popoholic.com

Mr. T devalues gold for God. - Yahoo.com

Collien Fernandes is hottest Latin girl we've seen in the last cinco minutos. - HornyOyster.com (NSFW)

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Give the I-talian soccer player a real reason to cry. Play the Zidane Head-Butt Game. - Zidane Game

Leslie Bibb is the ultimate NASCAR WAG in Talladega Nights. - StuffMagazine.com

We haven't always been fans of Kate Hudson, which is confusing, considering these photos of her. - HollywoodTuna.com and WWTDD.com

Finally a reason to get excited about the new Bond film. - JustJared.com

Aida Yespica is the Keeley Hazell of Italy, as far as we can tell from these photos. - GorillaMask.net (NSFW)

World Cup babes in bodypaint. - Floorgasm.blogspot.com (NSFW)

Enlarge these two photos of Paris Hilton getting out of a car at your own risk. We did and got syphilis, which would be more of a problem if we didn't already have syphilis. - IDLYITW.com (NSFW and SDYMBIYMUV)

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Kim Jong-il's Taepo-Dong apparently is the "taepo dong" that prematurely explodes. Like the name Anurag Dikshit, the joke never gets old. - The Daily Show via YouTube.com

Where did all these hot, "top heavy" Brit babes come from? Today it's Jennifer Ellison. - GorillaMask.net

Keeley Hazell is still our favorite though. Hard to explain why, but these pics help. - DailyNiner.com (NSFW)

We love pizza, Italian women and Fellini films, but we absolutely despise the guidos on the I-talian national soccer team. This "Secret Italian Training Video" demonstrates why. - WorldCupBlog.com

Cracked.com's World Cup Phrasebook is perfect for Americans over in Germany who want to speak the language of Frogs and I-talians. - Cracked.com

We couldn't make up a story about David Hasselhoff getting kicked out of Wimbledon for being drunk while yelling "Don't you know who I am? I'm the Hoff." Thanks to the Hoff we don't have to. - TheSuperficial.com

Victoria Silvstedt squirts red liquid on herself in order to sell said red liquid. - SocialiteLife.com

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Yeh we watched Laguna Beach religiously. And not just because Kristin Cavallari was always prancing around in a bikini. No we watched because it's the most intelligent look at pre-college life in America today. - HollywoodTuna.com

David Cross wants you to buy him a beer and then beat it. - NewYorkMag.com

Lindsay Lohan says they're real and they're spectacular. - GorillaMask.net

Natalia Bush nearly nude. - GorillaMask.net (quasi-NSFW) and AlessandroEsse.biz

Not nearly as hot as your sister? Then work on your self esteem like Ashlee Simpson did. Oh yeh and get a buttload of plastic surgery while you're at it, turn down Playboy and then get hired by Vicky's Secret. It's all so simple really. - WWTDD.com and PopSugar.com

50 Cent is a wise, wise man. At least when it comes to getting girls drunk for a threesome. - SocialiteLife.com

Pamela Anderson can't help touching herself. - IDLYITW.com

Locked, Stocked and Two Smoking Latinas: Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek. - Popoholic.com

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It's hard work always trying to make a story about Keeley Hazell or Sienna Miller or Giselle Bundchen or whoever we fancy at the moment somehow relate to poker. Hard, hard work. Crap, half the time we make the stuff up just so we can share a pic with you. Seriously. We're crazy like that. But those crazy days are over, because life isn't just about poker you know. It's also sometimes about pondering Lindsay Lohan's constantly changing breasts size. And that's why we've created the Daily Dump™, a daily dump of links, if you will, to pics, videos and stories we come across over at some of our regular reads that we think you'll enjoy and have nothing to do with poker. Sure, it will generally be links to girls you should be introduced to or reacquainted with or whatever you choose to do with, but that may or may not be the entire scope of it. We just don't know yet. Just like we don't know if the Dump™ will actually be daily, which if you're a regular reader of Wicked Chops Poker, you probably won't be holding your breath.

Gemma Atkinson, just another British babe who likes to say "boobs." - DailyNiner.com (quasi-NSFW)

Are NASCAR WAGS hotter than Soccer WAGS? - Flickr and WickedChopsPoker.com

Lindsay Lohan may or may not have implants. We may or may not care. - WWTDD.com and DoubleViking.com

Psst. Did you know some hot girls are in Germany for the World Cup? - Bastardly.com and Fox Sports

One (and only) reason to see Superman Returns: Kate Bosworth. - Popoholic