People Got Drunk at Phil Hellmuth's Holiday Party
This past Tuesday night, Phil Hellmuth threw a big birthday/holiday party in a Palms fantasy suite. If we were retarded, we'd say it looked "off the chain" or "off the hook" or "was the bomb." The dude with that thing on his chin from Anthrax played, and apparently, plenty of booze was available.
Having some fun at the party included party tour guide Gavin Smith, recent Five-Diamond $5k runner-up finisher Sully Erna, Roland de Wolfe, and Jamie Gold (who provides one of the night's best lines about 3:45 in). Watch below or here.
Actually, unstrike the "never loan Justin Smith money" one. That one still holds. 
:: Action Dan shows more tricks up his sleeve. To the delight of donks everywhere, 
. This one is like a big quiz, which is appropriate, since pros everywhere are questioning why Action Dan keeps spilling all of the tricks to the trade. It would be like David Blaine doing a special showing people how they could hold their breath for like a really long time. 
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:: Poker in the rear? In what seems like a "too good to be true she must look like Kathy Liebert or perhaps really is Kathy Liebert" scenario for single guys whose love lives have deteriorated because of a mild addiction to online poker...
:: Brit's dad fathers new poker project, K-Fed fathers another illegitimate child. Ok, second part was made up, but Brit's dad, Jamie Spears, is launching a poker software program with the Maloofs (of Palms fame). The program helps people organize professional-caliber poker games in the comfort of their own homes. Or in other words, it helps retards who haven't figured out something simple that people have been doing for years already. K-Fed signed up as the first client*. 
um...roughly .01% of the American population. So in other words, it's in like two city's newspapers. But hey, that's two more than us. 
Dannenmann
:: Double A's is now Lord of the Butt Dance. 
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